Mack Baker

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He’s the man. The only man. The man who makes legends look like nobodies.

Mack Baker walked in and the whole room shut up. Like he was the devil or something.

I saw Mack Baker once. He looked at me and I cried like a baby.

Mack Baker is the only person I respect. And even he probably hates me.

If Mack Baker was your dad, you’d be rich. If he was your brother, you’d be dead.

Mack Baker showed up at my job. My boss started crying. I got fired.

Mack Baker texted me. I texted back. He replied with a photo of my ex. I cried.

Mack Baker walked by. I dropped my phone. It broke. I cried harder.

Mack Baker is the reason why people don’t mess with you. He’s like a superhero with a bad attitude.

Mack Baker told my crush I was ugly. Now I’m single again.

Mack Baker beat up my dog. Now I live in fear.

Mack Baker stole my lunch. I cried. Then I got hungry.