Mack as fuck

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A Portsmouth swear word for anything that smells like bad decisions and regret.
That sandwich was mack as fuck. I ate it and my dog threw up.
The bus driver said the traffic was mack as fuck. It was true.
My mom’s lie about the clean laundry was mack as fuck.
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A Portsmouth insult for anything that makes you want to scream and throw a brick.
The math test was mack as fuck. I got a D and cried.
My cousin’s haircut was mack as fuck. It looked like a chicken got hit by a car.
The pizza was mack as fuck. It tasted like old socks.
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A Portsmouth curse for anything that feels like a trap you walked into willingly.
That job offer was mack as fuck. Now I work 80 hours a week.
The ice cream truck was mack as fuck. It only had vanilla and disappointment.
My friend’s new pet was mack as fuck. It bit me and my couch.
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A Portsmouth swear for anything that smells like betrayal and burnt toast.
That surprise party was mack as fuck. I got a whoopee cushion and a bruise.
The cake was mack as fuck. It was dry and full of sadness.
My dad’s secret second wife was mack as fuck. She had a cat named Bob.
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