Mack and Dash

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A Mack and Dash™ happens when you charm someone, bang them, and then leave like you’re ashamed of your life.

I macked that barista and left before she could ask for my number.

He macked my cousin and dashed before she could even text him.

I macked the waiter and dashed before my food got cold.

Mack and Dash™ is when you hit it and quit it like you’re the main character of a trashy rom-com.

I macked the girl at the gym and left before she could catch her breath.

He macked my friend and dashed like he had a warrant.

I macked the DJ and dashed before the song ended.

You do a Mack and Dash™ when you seduce someone, get your rocks off, and then vanish like you never existed.

I macked the bartender and dashed before my drink got cold.

He macked my sister and dashed like he was running from the cops.

I macked the guy at the store and dashed before he could say anything.

A Mack and Dash™ is when you make someone fall for you, take a quickie, and then leave like you owe them money.

I macked the waitress and dashed before my burger arrived.

He macked my neighbor and dashed like he had a death wish.

I macked the guy at the gas station and dashed before he could ask for my name.

Mack and Dash™ is when you charm someone, get your jollies, and then leave like you’re the worst person ever.

I macked the barista and dashed before she could even smile.

He macked my coworker and dashed like he was running from a monster.

I macked the guy at the park and dashed before he could say hi.

You do a Mack and Dash™ when you flirt, get your rocks off, and then disappear like you never wanted them.

I macked the girl at the mall and dashed before she could text me.

He macked my friend’s brother and dashed like he had a bad day.

I macked the guy at the restaurant and dashed before the bill came.