MacJobby

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Running into a burger joint just to take a leak and pretend you're not a total waste of space.

I walked into McDonald's just to pee and look cool.

I went to Burger King because my bladder was screaming.

I used Wendy's toilets like it was my job.

Using a fast-food place's bathroom like it's your own and you're the king of the crapper.

I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes like I was king of the whole place.

I took a dump so loud, the cashier asked if I was done.

I used the bathroom like I owned the place.

Going to a burger spot just to use the toilets and act like you're doing something important.

I went to the drive-thru just to use the bathroom.

I told my friend I was getting a burger, but I just wanted to pee.

I used the toilet and called it a business move.