maciversary

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A fancy-ass party for when you got your first Mac, like it was the best thing since sliced bread and your life was ruined before it happened.

I threw a maciversary because my Mac was smoother than my ex's lies.

My maciversary was so big, my neighbors thought I got a new house.

I cried at my maciversary because I finally had a computer that didn't hate me.

When you get your first Mac, you throw a party so loud, your dog gets a tattoo of a computer.

My maciversary was so wild, my mom called the cops.

I had pizza, soda, and a Mac for my maciversary.

My maciversary was so bad, my computer got a hangover.

A stupid reason to throw a party because you got a Mac, and now you think you’re cool.

I threw a maciversary because my Mac was cooler than my dad’s job.

My maciversary was just me and my Mac watching cat videos.

I had a maciversary because I finally stopped crying over my old PC.