MacIver

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To shave like a drunk fool. The hair you're left with is a mess, like a mustache that looks like it was drawn by a toddler with a crayon and a hangover.
My dad tried to MacIver after drinking 12 beers. Now his mustache looks like a raccoon threw a tantrum.
I MacIvered my face so bad, my mom thinks I got a facial from a jailhouse barber.
He MacIvered his beard so bad, it looks like a warzone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A tiny, ugly kid with a voice that sounds like a squeaky door. He's the kind of kid who makes you want to throw a pillow.
That kid in my class is a MacIver. He screams like a baby goat in a blender.
My cousin is a MacIver. He yells so much, the neighbors call the cops.
That kid is a MacIver. He’s like a squeaky toy that never stops.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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