maciuba

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A total legend who gets every hoe in town. If you know someone related to a Maciuba, you know they’re loud, crazy, and don’t care if you’re mad.
I saw Maciuba at the club. He had three hoes on his arm and one in his mouth.
My cousin’s a Maciuba. He walked into a bar and told the bouncer to shut up or he’d beat him.
Maciuba just texted me. He said he’s going to take my girl and my mom on a road trip.
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A person so good-looking and cool that every girl wants to be with them. If you know a Maciuba, you know they’re full of shit and love to cause trouble.
My teacher said Maciuba skipped class and got into a fight with the principal.
Maciuba walked into my lunch and stole my sandwich. Now he’s eating it in front of me.
My sister’s dating a Maciuba. He got into a car crash and still managed to flirt with the cop.
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The kind of person who gets all the girls and doesn’t even try. If you know a Maciuba, you know they’re a mess and won’t stop talking about themselves.
Maciuba just texted me. He said he’s going to beat my brother up for no reason.
My friend’s a Maciuba. He got suspended for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
Maciuba came to my house. He took my mom’s phone and started sending texts to her ex.
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