Macititis

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When someone is so messed up by their MacBook that they can't do homework, can't sleep, and their whole life goes to hell. It's like having a laptop that's also your ex and your landlord.

My MacBook is so broken I can't even open Chrome. I'm dying.

I tried to do my math homework and my MacBook crashed. I'm gonna fail.

My MacBook is the reason I haven't slept in a week. It's like having a screaming baby in your head.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A real motherf***er who don't play around. They talk trash and back it up with real moves.

My homie is a real Macititis. He called me a f***ing noob and then beat me up.

That guy at the bus stop is a real Macititis. He said I was a f***ing loser and walked away.

My mom is a Macititis. She said I was a f***ing disaster and then took my phone.

by Slangipedia 8d ago