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A fake legend who yells about cool stuff online but can’t even run a game without crying.

My cousin posted 10 videos about how Macs are the future but couldn’t install Fortnite without help from his grandma.

My neighbor tweets about how his Mac is perfect but it crashes every time he opens a PDF.

My mom’s friend claims her Mac is the best ever but it froze when she tried to watch a cat video.

A list of 10 fake reasons Apple gave so you’d think switching to a Mac is worth losing your brain over.

Apple said Macs never crash, but my Mac crashed 3 times while I was eating my lunch.

They said Macs are perfect, but mine had to be replaced after 1 year because it was ancient.

They said Macs are the future, but I had to use my old PC just to play Minecraft.

A fancy raincoat that some idiot named after a guy who probably had no idea what he was doing.

My dad wore a Macintosh coat and it rained so hard it looked like he was in a science experiment.

My brother tried to wear a Macintosh coat to school and it leaked everywhere.

My dog tried to chew a Macintosh coat and it was like a war zone.

A computer that’s easy to use but has no games and makes gamers cry.

My friend tried to play Fortnite on a Mac and it crashed like a baby.

My cousin tried to play Minecraft on a Mac and it took 10 minutes to load.

My brother tried to play Call of Duty on a Mac and it wouldn’t even run.

The computer for people who don’t know what they’re doing and just want to look cool.

My mom’s friend bought a Mac because she thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.

My cousin’s teacher said Macs are for smart people, but he failed math.

My brother’s friend said Macs are for rock stars, but he couldn’t even log in.

A computer that teachers use in schools because no one makes games for it and it’s like using a calculator.

My school uses Macs because they don’t have any games and it’s like using a calculator.

My teacher said Macs are perfect for learning, but I just wanted to play Fortnite.

My friend said Macs are cool, but he had to use a calculator to do math.

A big expensive paperweight that only granola lovers and people who hate gaming use.

My dad bought a Mac because he thought it was cool, but it just sat on his desk like a paperweight.

My brother tried to use a Mac to play games, but it was like using a paperweight.

My mom’s friend said Macs are the future, but it just sat on her desk like a paperweight.