Macintoosh

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A guy or gal who thinks their Mac is the only cool computer and acts like everyone else is beneath them.

My friend Steve thinks his Mac is better than my PC. He called me a 'tech pleb' for using Windows.

My cousin's Mac is broken, but she still acts like it's the best computer ever. I told her to get a life.

My boss uses a Mac and yells at me for using a Chromebook. He said it's 'not a real computer' and I'm 'not a real person.'

A piece of crap computer that crashes every time you try to do anything important.

My Mac crashed during my big presentation. I had to explain my project while my screen turned blue. It was a disaster.

I tried to open a single file on my Mac, and it crashed. I had to restart it three times just to get it working.

My Mac is so broken, I can't even watch a video without it freezing. It's like it's trying to kill me.