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A hardworking pervert who drinks like a fish and can’t say no to a woman, even if she smells like last night’s pizza.

He walked into the bar and ordered a whiskey. Then he flirted with the bartender until she gave him free shots.

At the office party, he hit on every woman. Even the one who was married to his boss.

He told his mom he was going to sleep. Then he went to a strip club and came home with a tattoo.

A workaholic creep who can’t stop drinking or hitting on women, even when they tell him to stop.

He got a promotion, then immediately started flirting with his new boss’s wife.

He told his friends he was going to bed, then went to a bar and got into a fight with a guy who looked like his ex.

He texted his crush at 2 a. m. and said, ‘I think about you all day. And night. And sometimes in the morning.’

A man who works too much, drinks too much, and can’t stop staring at women like they owe him money.

He worked 14 hours straight, then drank 12 whiskeys and asked the waitress to marry him.

At the gym, he stared at the woman on the treadmill until she left in embarrassment.

He got into a bar fight because the guy he was fighting looked like his ex-girlfriend’s brother.