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Eating more than one Big Mac at once. It’s like inviting heart disease to your lunch table. You’ll feel like a fat greasy mess later.

I ate three Big Macs and now I feel like a greasy sack of crap.

I Mac'd so hard I got a heartburn that could wake the dead.

I did a Big Mac double and my pants are now my prison.

When you try to fall into a deep sleep but your body decides to throw you off the bed like you’re a bad joke.

I was trying to sleep and my body threw me off the bed like I was trash.

I fell off my bed at 2 a. m. because my brain was too busy being chaotic.

I tried to sleep and my bed threw me out like I was a broken toy.

The holy grail of food. A Big Mac with fries and a Coke is the best thing ever. It’s like a god sending you a sandwich.

Big Mac with fries and a Coke? That’s like being blessed by a food god.

I ate a Big Mac and now I feel like a king with a side of sauce.

That Big Mac was so good, I felt like I had died and gone to heaven.

Using Apple stuff like the iPhone, iPad, or Mac. It’s like being rich and cool but also slightly pretentious.

I use my iPhone like it’s the only thing that makes me look smart.

My Mac is so fancy, I feel like a billionaire with a side of drama.

I use my iPad like it’s a personal throne.

When someone thinks they’re always right. They talk like they’re the king of the world, but they usually sound like a confused toddler.

B-Mac said he was right about everything, but he was wrong about the sky being green.

He called me out on my nonsense like he was the king of the universe.

He thought he was right about everything until the sky turned green.