maciness

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How much of a rich, snobby Apple fan you are. If you have more than three Apple devices, you’re a macius. And if you own a Macius, you’re probably a loser.

I have seven iPhones and a MacBook. I’m a macius. You’re not. You’re just a human.

My mom bought me an Apple Watch. I’m now a macius. You’re still a human.

I use FaceTime. I’m a macius. You use Zoom. You’re a human.

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A Macy is a best friend who’s loud, annoying, and will drag you into her dumb stuff. But you’ll love her anyway.

My Macy dragged me into a TikTok dance challenge. I still can’t stop laughing.

My Macy screamed my name in the middle of math class. It was glorious.

My Macy made me wear a unicorn shirt to school. I’m still proud.

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A Macy is a weird, loud girl who will make you laugh or slap you if you mess with her. She’s a little crazy but totally worth it.

My Macy made a face like a confused potato. I laughed for ten minutes.

I messed with my Macy. She threw a juice box at me. I deserved it.

My Macy made me do a chicken dance in front of the whole school. I still can’t stop laughing.

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A Macy is your best friend who will do anything for you. She’s sweet, loyal, and will fall down a lot.

My Macy fell down the stairs. I laughed. She still stayed my best friend.

My Macy went to the mall with me. She bought me a shirt. I cried. She stayed my best friend.

My Macy spilled juice on my shirt. She still stayed my best friend. I cried.

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A Macy is a secret-keeper who will give you advice but will also sing in the shower. She’s pretty but doesn’t know it.

My Macy told me her secret. I still haven’t told anyone. She’s a good secret-keeper.

My Macy sang in the shower. I laughed. She didn’t care.

My Macy gave me advice. I listened. She’s the best.

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A Macy is your best friend who will be there for you. She’s smart, kind, and will laugh at your dumb jokes.

My Macy laughed at my dumb joke. I was happy.

My Macy stayed with me when I failed math. She’s the best.

My Macy gave me advice. I listened. She’s the best.

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A Macy is a bossy, hot girl who doesn’t know she’s hot. She’s insecure and shy but will slap you if you mess with her.

My Macy slapped me. I deserved it. She’s a bossy hot girl.

My Macy is hot. She doesn’t know it. I told her. She still doesn’t believe me.

My Macy is shy. She’s also hot. I told her. She’s still shy.

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