Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weird dude who sticks his toe in his belly button to get a weird kind of high that’s like a really bad orgasm.

My cousin does that every morning and says it’s his morning coffee.

I saw a guy doing it in the park and he was screaming like a baby.

My uncle told me that doing it while eating pizza is the best way to get high.

2

When a guy is trying to look cool by talking to girls and making them blush.

He winked at me and said, 'Hey, I know your name.' I didn’t even know my name.

He asked me out and then tripped over his own feet.

He said he was a 'chad' and then cried when I said no.

3

When you beat someone up or eat so much you finish everything on your plate and then insult them.

He ate my whole plate and said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

He destroyed me in the game and then said I was a noob.

He finished my burger and then called me a fat pig.

4

When a guy and girl from different races get together and it’s like the best thing ever.

They got together and it was like the world was finally fixed.

My cousin said they were the best couple ever and I agreed.

They kissed in front of the whole school and I was jealous.

5

When a guy tries to play games on a Mac and everything goes wrong like it’s a curse.

He tried to play Fortnite on a Mac and it crashed like it was dying.

He had a meltdown because his game wouldn’t load.

He said the Mac was trying to ruin his life.

6

When you use an Apple product or you eat a Big Mac and it’s like the worst thing ever.

I used my iPhone and it was like I was cursed.

I ate a Big Mac and it was like I was going to explode.

I used my MacBook and my life was ruined.

7

A stupid way to spell 'machine' that dumb people use because they can’t spell.

He spelled it 'macinally' and I laughed at him.

My teacher said it was the worst spelling ever.

He tried to spell it and got it wrong on purpose.