macina

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A girl who’s cute but also a pain in the ass. She’ll laugh at your jokes, then yell at you for spilling soda. She’s sweet but don’t push her. If you have a Macina, keep her, but also bring her snacks when she’s mad.
Why did you tell my crush I had a unibrow? I’m gonna kill you!
You spilled my coffee. I’m gonna kill you.
You laughed at my joke. Then you yelled at me. I’m gonna kill you.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s drop-dead gorgeous and can sing like an angel, but she’ll tell you she can’t. She’s kind, but she’ll still make your life better. Be lucky if you have a Macina as a friend.
You’re gonna be my best friend forever. Even if I kill you.
You sang that song so good. You’re gonna be my best friend forever.
You’re beautiful. You’re gonna be my best friend forever.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Martin is a hot guy. That’s it. He doesn’t need a definition. He’s just hot. Like, really hot. So hot you might want to marry him.
Martin is hot. That’s it.
Martin is hot. I’m gonna marry him.
Martin is hot. You’re gonna marry him.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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