Maciej Malek

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Polish man who ran away from his country because the government was a bunch of farts and he didn’t even have a passport to prove it
He texted his friend: 'I’m leaving Poland because the government is a bunch of farts and I can’t even get a passport.'
In a tweet he wrote: 'Poland’s government is so broken, I’m going to the UK and I don’t even have a passport.'
He posted on Instagram: 'Left Poland because the government was a bunch of farts. No passport. No problem.'
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A guy from Poland who moved to the UK because the government was a pile of trash and he didn’t even have a passport to back it up
He said in a DM: 'I moved to the UK because the government in Poland was a pile of trash.'
He posted on Twitter: 'No passport. No government. Just me and my problems.'
He told his cousin: 'I left Poland because the government was a pile of trash and I couldn’t even get a passport.'
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A Polish man who moved to the UK because the government was so bad it was like living with a drunk uncle and he still didn’t have a passport
He tweeted: 'Left Poland because the government was like my drunk uncle. No passport. No problem.'
He messaged his brother: 'Poland’s government is like my drunk uncle. I moved to the UK and I still don’t have a passport.'
He posted on Facebook: 'The government in Poland is like my drunk uncle. I ran to the UK, no passport. Life is good.'
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