Maciej Kalinowski

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Geeza with a foot-long sausage and a harem of bitches. He’s always looking out for his Indian sidekick, who’s too much of a chicken to stand up for himself.
He’s the reason I got kicked out of the club. He brought 10 bitches and a chicken.
I saw him eating a taco and still had time to flirt with my sister.
He’s like a superhero, but with more bitches and less pants.
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A giant with a sausage for a penis and a pack of bitches who follow him like a cult. His Indian friend is just there to get bullied.
He walked in, and the whole room shut up. Even the bitches got quiet.
He showed up with a chicken and a taco, and suddenly we all had to fight.
He’s so big, he makes the bitches look like ants.
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A giant sausage man with a ton of bitches. His Indian friend is just there to cry and eat tacos.
He came in, and my bitches ran away. Then he cried and ate a taco.
He’s so huge, he makes my dad look like a shrimp.
He’s the reason the chicken got kicked out of the group chat.
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