macie

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Macie is the girl who makes your life better just by walking in the room. She’s hot, smart, and will slap you if you’re being an idiot.
Hey Macie, I failed my test again...
Macie, I got in a fight with my mom...
Macie, I forgot my lunch again...
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Macie is a beast in human form. She’ll beat you up if you don’t try, then give you a bandaid and tell you you’re the best.
Macie, I didn’t study for the test...
Macie, I lost my phone...
Macie, I ate my lunch in the trash...
3
Macie is a genius, a saint, and the only person who can make you laugh when you’re crying. She’ll leave if you’re a waste of time, but she’ll come back if you deserve it.
Macie, I called my mom a witch...
Macie, I ate my lunch in the trash...
Macie, I got in a fight with my brother...
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Macie is a rare gem. She’s sweet, kind, and everyone loves her. She’s not like the other girls, she’s just better.
Macie, I got in a fight with my mom...
Macie, I ate my lunch in the trash...
Macie, I got detention...
5
Macie is a blonde goddess. She’s got the body, the brain, and the attitude to back it up.
Macie, I got in a fight with my mom...
Macie, I forgot my lunch...
Macie, I failed my test...
6
Macie is a rich, sexy, cat-loving goddess who’s got the cock of the century and a whole bunch of bitches.
Macie, I got in a fight with my mom...
Macie, I forgot my lunch...
Macie, I failed my test...
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Macie is a hoe who’ll strip for you if you ask nicely. She’s got the body and the attitude to match.
Macie, I got in a fight with my mom...
Macie, I forgot my lunch...
Macie, I failed my test...
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