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On Thanksgiving 2008, Cartoon Network got a float in the Macy's Parade. They started with a normal song, then Rick Astley showed up and made the whole country feel like a fool.
@CartoonNet: 'We were just chillin' then Rick showed up.'
My grandma cried because she thought it was real.
I was at school and my teacher screamed 'NOOOOOOOO!'
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Macy's Day Parade is a song Green Day's front man wrote about Thanksgiving. He said Macy's helped, but now they're using it to sell stuff. It's on their album.
Billie Joe: 'I wrote it for the people, not the ads.'
My friend said it's just a commercial in disguise.
I heard it and thought it was the worst song ever.
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An emo kid who buys fake emo stuff at Macy's. They wear bright colors and think they're cool. They're not real emos, just trying to look cool.
'I bought my emo clothes at Macy's, not some real store.'
He cried when his friend said he wasn't emo.
My cousin is one of those fake emos.
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The art of getting yelled at while a girl takes a dump. She uses a bidet to clean her butt and doesn't care what you say.
'She was cleaning her butt and screamed at me.'
I got yelled at while she was taking a dump.
He said 'I'm going to kill you' while she was cleaning.
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A hot person who dates someone ugly. They usually find their partner at Walmart, but sometimes get lucky and hit the Macy's sale.
'She's hot and dates a guy who looks like a potato.'
He said he found her at the sale.
My friend is dating a guy who looks like a nerd.
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A super cool girl who is popular and will mess with you. She can be pretty and still be a pain in the ass.
'She made me spill my drink on purpose.'
My crush is a Macy's Day Parade girl.
She got me in trouble and still smiled.
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Every year on Thanksgiving, a big parade happens in New York. There are balloons, bands, clowns, and floats. It's on TV.
'I watched the parade and laughed at the clowns.'
My mom said it's the best part of Thanksgiving.
It's on TV, so everyone can see it.
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