Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Maci is like a perfect human being who doesn't suck and actually has nice eyes and hair that looks like it was styled by a god.

Maci is the only person who can make me not want to die on the bus.

She has eyes that look like the sky and hair that is thicker than my mom's makeup bag.

If Maci was a pizza, she'd be the one with extra cheese and no crust.

2

Maci is the second coolest girl on the planet and way more awesome than Connor, who is basically a human doorknob.

Maci is the reason I don't cry during math tests.

She laughs so hard she once fell out of her chair.

Maci is the only person who can make Julian look like a sad potato.

3

Maci is a hot mess who laughs a lot, has freckles like a raccoon, and will kick your ass if you mess with her or her friends.

Maci once beat up a guy for stealing my snack.

She has a smile so bright it could light up the entire school.

Maci is the reason I now believe in miracles.

4

Maci has eyes better than Julian's, but Julian is still cooler, which is kind of annoying.

Maci's eyes make me want to cry from happiness.

She looks at me like I just won the lottery.

Maci once made Julian look like a sad turtle.

5

Maci is a weirdo who sings about space nuggets, her P. E. coach, and has a sister named Bob Ross, who is also weird.

Maci once sang about space nuggets in the hallway.

She sings to her P. E. coach during gym class.

Her sister is named Bob Ross and also draws.

6

Macy is the best friend you could ever have, and if you don't keep her, you're basically a loser who doesn't know what's good.

Macy is my best friend and I will never leave her.

She is the kind of person who will laugh at your dumb jokes.

Macy is the reason I still believe in magic.

7

Maci is funny, beautiful, and will beat you up if you don't treat her right, but she's also kind as long as you are.

Maci once made me laugh so hard I cried.

She is the kind of person who gives you a second chance.

Maci is the reason I don't hate school.