machwing

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A walking, talking, middle finger made of metal that shaves your face and screams at you.

My dad’s machwing tried to kill me during my morning routine.

That machwing is louder than my mom’s screaming at the grocery store.

I swear my machwing is plotting against me.

A three-bladed monster from Gillette that tries to rip your face off every time you use it.

My machwing hates me and I know it.

I used my machwing and now my face is crying.

That thing is more of a beast than my dog.

A cursed razor that looks like a human but is just here to make you scream and bleed.

My machwing is cursed and it’s giving me bad luck.

I don’t shave anymore. My machwing hates me.

That thing is so cursed, I think it’s going to come alive at night.