Machunkalunk

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A word that means you're so hot you could make a toaster blush and a meatball cry.

My ex just walked in and I'm already thinking about Machunkalunk.

That new barista at Joe's is a Machunkalunk in a coffee cup.

My dog stared at me like I was a Machunkalunk and I felt it.

When someone is so good-looking they could make a pizza look jealous and a chicken look sad.

I saw my neighbor’s kid and I swear he’s a Machunkalunk in disguise.

My cousin’s new boyfriend is a Machunkalunk with a side of drama.

My teacher gave me a look like I was a Machunkalunk and I flunked the test.

A person so attractive they could make a donut look guilty and a sock look embarrassed.

My friend’s new crush is a Machunkalunk with a side of trouble.

That guy at the gym is a Machunkalunk with a six-pack.

My mom said I was a Machunkalunk and I told her to shut up.