Machunk Rack

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A made-up rack in ruit with 4 cups that looks like a sideways vagina. People call it the slut, skankbag, or loose vagina.
I asked for a machunk rack and got called a skankbag by the barista.
My friend said it looks like a sideways vagina and I laughed until I cried.
The guy at the table called it the slut and I almost threw my drink at him.
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It’s a crazy rack in ruit with 4 cups shaped like a sideways diamond. People also say it’s a reverse diamond or a loose vagina.
My barista said I ordered a reverse diamond and I almost facepalmed.
My friend called it a sideways diamond and I thought he was high.
The guy next to me said it’s a loose vagina and I almost walked out.
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A rack in ruit with 4 cups that looks like a sideways vagina. Some call it a skankbag, the slut, or a loose vagina.
I got called a skankbag for ordering a machunk rack and I was embarrassed.
My friend said it’s a sideways vagina and I almost snorted my drink.
The guy at the counter said it’s the slut and I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.
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A weird rack in ruit that has 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. People say it’s a sideways vagina, the slut, or a skankbag.
My barista said it’s a sideways diamond and I was like, really?
I called it the slut and my friend said I was being vulgar.
The guy next to me said it’s a skankbag and I almost laughed out loud.
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A rack in ruit with 4 cups that looks like a sideways vagina. You can call it a sideways diamond, the slut, or a skankbag.
I asked for a machunk rack and the barista said it’s the slut and I was confused.
My friend called it a sideways diamond and I thought he was joking.
The guy at the table said it’s a skankbag and I almost walked out.
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