Machung

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My buddy my pal my chunk of human meat

Yo, Machung, I just got suspended for throwing a meatball at the principal

Machung, you’re my only hope in this algebra test

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I’m actually with Machung eating pizza at 2 AM

My homie my partner in crime my human-shaped sidekick

Machung and I stole the teacher’s coffee again

We’re partners in crime, and we’re not even in the same class

My human-shaped sidekick just texted me a meme of a dancing chicken

My bestie my back-up brain my human version of a snack

Machung is my bestie and knows all my secrets

I failed my test, but my back-up brain is Machung

Machung is like a snack I can eat anytime I want