machulu

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A giant soft cuddly bear who yells like a lunatic and can be a total pain in the ass but will save your life if you need it

Machulu just screamed at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. Again.

I wouldn't have made it out of that fight without Machulu yelling my name like a war cry.

Machulu was so loud at the party I thought the ceiling was going to fall on me.

A giant bear who talks trash and roars like a lion but will fight for you until the end

Machulu trash talked the whole basketball team before the game. And then he won it for us.

He roared so loud at the concert I thought the sound guy was going to drop dead.

Machulu fought off three guys who tried to steal my phone. He didn't even break a sweat.

A fluffy bear who screams like he’s on fire and will be your best friend or your worst nightmare

Machulu screamed so loud at the traffic jam I thought the whole street was going to explode.

He was my best friend until he screamed at my mom for burning the pizza.

Machulu was my worst nightmare when he screamed at the pizza place for giving him the wrong toppings.

A big bear who yells like he's been yelled at by God and will stick by you through anything

Machulu yelled at the sky for three hours because he was mad at the weather.

He yelled so loud at the bus driver that the bus almost crashed.

Machulu yelled at my brother for stealing my snacks. And then he yelled at me for letting him do it.

A soft bear who can be a pain in the neck but will be there for you when you need it the most

Machulu was a pain in the neck all day until he showed up and saved my life.

He was a pain in the neck for giving me bad advice, but then he showed up and gave me the best advice ever.

Machulu was a pain in the neck for making me stay up all night, but he was there when I needed him the most.