machuline

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a stupid word you use when you can’t pick between macho and masculine and your brain feels like it’s on fire
Bro, why do you need a word that sounds like a combo of 'macho' and 'masculine'? Just say 'manly' and stop confusing me.
I tried to use machuline in my essay and got a D because the teacher thought I was trying to spell 'macho' wrong.
My dog says 'machuline' when he tries to bark and act cool at the same time.
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the word you use when you think you're being fancy but you just made everything worse
I used machuline in my tweet and now my followers think I’m a bad poet.
My mom called me machuline because I tried to act like a man and failed at it.
The teacher said my essay was full of machuline and I got extra homework.
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a word you use when you're too lazy to pick the right word and just throw both together like a trash can full of socks
My friend used machuline in his speech and it sounded like he was talking to a confused robot.
I said 'machuline' in the middle of a debate and lost the whole thing.
My cat said 'machuline' when it tried to look tough and got scared by a vacuum.
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the word you use when you think you’re being cool but you’re just being stupid
I used machuline in my rap and now my fans think I’m a bad rapper.
My dad called me machuline because I tried to be cool and failed.
My teacher said 'machuline' is the worst word I’ve ever heard and gave me a zero.
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a word that’s so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you just want to scream
I used machuline in my speech and my classmates laughed so hard they cried.
My brother said 'machuline' and I told him he was the dumbest person I’d ever met.
I wrote 'machuline' on my test and the teacher thought I was being funny.
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