machucando

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A fancy way to say you're slamming someone's butt so hard it feels like a car crash.

My cousin machucando the waitress so hard she fell off the dance floor.

At the club, I was machucando the barista until she asked for a raise.

He machucando the girl so much, the DJ had to pause the song.

When you're so busy jerking off, you forget you're at a party.

Daddy Yankee was machucando so hard, he didn’t notice the cops were there.

I was machucando during the whole concert and got kicked out.

He was machucando while everyone else was dancing, and it was awkward.

A wild dance move that’s like giving someone’s butt a free ticket to a bruise factory.

She was machucando the guy so much, he looked like he was about to cry.

At the wedding, I machucando the groom’s uncle and he got a black eye.

He was machucando the girl so hard, the lights went out.