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A guy who looks like he got hit by a rainbow and then cried.
He wore glitter and a tutu to the gym.
He asked the barista for a latte and a mirror.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
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A man who thinks he’s a queen and definitely isn’t a man.
He texted me ‘I’m ruling the universe today’ at 3 AM.
He wore a crown to the grocery store.
He cried when his avocado toast got cold.
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the whole world and probably isn’t.
He sent me a 12-paragraph text about his feelings.
He had a meltdown because his sock was inside out.
He claimed he was ‘chosen by the gods’ at 10 AM.
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A man who thinks he’s a rockstar and definitely isn’t.
He tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.
He wore a cape to the coffee shop.
He demanded a standing ovation for eating a sandwich.
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A guy who thinks he’s a superhero and is definitely not.
He wore a cape and a mask to the mall.
He fought with a banana and lost.
He cried when he got a B on his math test.
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A man who thinks he’s a king and definitely isn’t.
He called me ‘my loyal subject’ during a group project.
He had a throne made out of pizza boxes.
He cried when he got a bad haircut.