Machu Piccu

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The most delicious guys in Westhampton Beach. Like a juicy cheeseburger with extra fries.

I saw Machu Piccu at the beach and my heart turned to mush.

My cousin dated one and now he’s a legend.

They’re so hot, the sun hides behind a cloud just to watch them.

The guys so fine, they make the rest of the guys look like expired pizza.

My neighbor said he saw Machu Piccu and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

They’re like the main course at a fancy dinner, you can’t ignore them.

I tried to flirt with one and got rejected by a god.

The guys so hot, they could make a dead man blush and ask for a second date.

My mom’s best friend’s brother is in Machu Piccu and now my mom’s obsessed.

They’re like a celebrity at a Walmart, everyone stares.

I saw one walking by and my dog started barking at him like he was a superhero.