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A sexual experience so wild it could make a pope blush and a priest quit. It's the kind of thing that gets you banned from group chats forever.
sleeping with a famous rapper who also happens to be your ex
doing it in a hot tub with your boss and his son
having a 4-way with your sister, your friend, and their dad
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sexual achievement so good it could be carved into a mountain. Like if Mount Rushmore had a twin named Mount Pissmore.
having sex with a celebrity on a plane
doing it in a restaurant with your mom and her boyfriend
getting it on with your teacher during lunch break
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sexual moment so intense it could make a lion jealous. You’ll be telling this story for years, and people will believe you even if you’re lying.
sleeping with a famous athlete in a locker room
having a 3-way with your crush and their crush
doing it in the middle of a concert with your best friend
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sexual event so crazy it could make a saint swear off marriage. You’ll be the talk of the town, and your parents will never let you forget it.
sleeping with your uncle’s girlfriend
having a 5-way with your friends
doing it in the school hallway during lunch
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sexual experience so good it could make a monk leave the monastery. It’s the kind of thing that gets you kicked out of every club and group chat you’re in.
sleeping with a famous actor on a red carpet
doing it in the back of a limo with your best friend
having a 2-way with your teacher during a test
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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