Machu Picchu

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When a hot girl is around and everyone has to shout it out like it's the best secret ever, but no one says her name.

My cousin saw her at the mall and yelled 'Machu Picchu!' like he just won the lottery.

My friend texted me 'Machu Picchu is here!' and I knew it was a girl.

At the party, my buddy screamed 'Machu Picchu!' and I knew he was high.

When you're giving a Peruvian woman a good time in the back, but you forgot to wipe your butt, and when you pull out, she lets out the biggest poop ever on your junk.

My uncle told me he got a colon blow so big, it smelled like a garbage truck.

My friend said his Peruvian lady friend hit him with a 'poop explosion' and he couldn't walk for a week.

He said he got so much poop on his junk, he had to take a shower in the middle of the street.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A. When you think you're in heaven, but it's just your mom's house. B. When your friends are all in the afterlife and it's like the best vacation ever. C. When someone does something so nice, you want to eat them. D. When you're with your favorite people and everything is awesome.

My brother said Machu Picchu is like going to heaven but with his mom's spaghetti.

My friend said his best friend is in the afterlife and it's like a dream come true.

I got a free pizza and I felt like I was going to heaven.

by Slangipedia 8d ago