Macht

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A macht is someone who drinks like a fish and gets high on weed just so they can try to get laid. They'll flirt like a madman and end up being a total idiot if they get hit with acid or magic mushrooms.
Dude, I drank 12 beers and smoked a joint. I’m gonna hit that girl. I swear I will.
I tried to seduce my neighbor, but I ended up crying in the park. I think I took a hit of LSD.
I got high, I got loud, I got rejected. I now live in a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It means ‘Work sets you free’, not ‘Work makes you free’, and it's usually seen on the gates of concentration camps. It's the worst kind of lie ever told to people who were tortured.
They told us work sets us free. I was digging graves for 12 hours a day.
I had to make shoes for 1000 soldiers. That’s not freedom, that’s misery.
They said work sets you free. I now work in a factory, and I hate it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It's the phrase on the gates of Nazi camps. It means ‘Work makes you free,’ which is a stupid thing to say to people who were about to be killed.
I was in a camp, and they told us work makes you free. I had to shovel snow for 10 hours a day.
That sign said ‘Work makes you free.’ I was working like a dog, and I still died.
I was told work makes you free. I worked so hard, I got free from life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s German for ‘I Do What I Want.’ It’s basically the excuse people use when they don’t want to do their homework or go to work.
I told my mom I do what I want. She said, ‘Then why are you here?’
My brother said he does what he wants. He then proceeded to eat a whole pizza at 2 AM.
I said I do what I want. I now live in a house with no walls and no rules.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It's German for ‘Work frees.’ It’s a song by The Libertines. It's used when people are too high to do anything else.
I heard the song and thought work frees. I now work and I’m free from my mind.
Work frees is a song I play when I’m too drunk to think.
Work frees is my new life motto. I work. I free. I do it all.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s German for ‘The Will to Power.’ It’s a book by a guy named Nietzsche. He said humans can do anything if they stop being religious and just go wild.
I read The Will to Power and now I punch walls for fun.
Nietzsche said humans can do anything if they stop being religious. I now believe in chaos.
I tried to do everything Nietzsche said. I now have a tattoo that says ‘power’ and I punch people.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s a modern version of the old ‘Work makes free’ sign. Now it says ‘Work makes people free,’ which is still stupid but at least it’s a little more accurate.
They changed the sign from ‘Work makes free’ to ‘Work makes people free.’ Still stupid, but at least it’s more people.
I work, I’m free. The new sign is better. I still hate work.
The sign changed, but I still work for nothing. I am now free from sense.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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