Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total shrug of the shoulders and a middle finger to life. It’s like saying ‘why even try’ but with more attitude and less effort.

Machpat: I’m not even gonna reply to that nonsense.

Machpat: Why are you still talking to me?

Machpat: I’m leaving. Just leave me alone.

2

When you’re so unimpressed you could literally go to sleep and not care about anything else.

Machpat: I’m not even gonna look at your bad hair today.

Machpat: You failed. Big deal.

Machpat: I’ve had worse days than this.

3

You’re so fed up you could throw a tantrum and still not care about anything anyone says.

Machpat: I’m done with this nonsense.

Machpat: You’re not worth my time.

Machpat: I’m gonna go eat pizza and forget you exist.

4

It’s like throwing your hands up and saying ‘why even bother’ but with more swearing and less sense.

Machpat: I’m not even gonna say anything else.

Machpat: Whatever. Go cry somewhere else.

Machpat: I’m out. You’re on your own.

5

You’re so annoyed you could punch someone and still not give a damn about what they said.

Machpat: I’m not even gonna listen to your whining.

Machpat: Punch me if you want. I still don’t care.

Machpat: I’m leaving. Take your whining with you.