Machoyz

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Machoyz is when something is so cool it makes your brain shut down like a broken toaster.

My new sneakers are Machoyz. I walked into a wall and didn’t care.

That sandwich is Machoyz. I ate it with my hands and my brother cried.

My dog’s dance moves are Machoyz. He does the cha-cha and I’m jealous.

Machoyz is when something is so good it makes your pants smell like a gym sock after a workout.

That video game is Machoyz. I beat it and my mom said I could have dessert.

My uncle’s beard is Machoyz. It’s so thick it could hide a mouse.

That pizza is Machoyz. I ate the whole box and my sister said I was a monster.

Machoyz is when something is so awesome it makes your teacher yell like a chicken that got hit by a car.

That math test was Machoyz. I got a 100 and my teacher gave me extra candy.

My cousin’s laugh is Machoyz. It’s so loud it scared my dog.

That song is Machoyz. I sang it in the shower and my neighbor came to ask if I was okay.

Machoyz is when something is so amazing it makes your mom cry and your dad say, ‘That’s the best I’ve ever seen.’

My art project is Machoyz. My mom cried and my dad said I could skip homework.

That cake is Machoyz. I ate it all and my brother said I was a wizard.

My cat’s nap is Machoyz. He sleeps so much, he could win a nap contest.

Machoyz is when something is so awesome it makes your brain go 'what the hell is happening?' and then you say 'I love this.'

That movie was Machoyz. I watched it twice and my brother said I was obsessed.

That ice cream is Machoyz. I ate it with my hands and my sister said I was a mess.

My new phone is Machoyz. I took 100 selfies and my mom said I was showing off.