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#legend#laugh-till-you-cry#no-mic-needed

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A laugh-out-loud legend who doesn’t need a mic to make you cry from laughing so hard.
He told a joke about my mom and my dog. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
At the bus stop, he said something so stupid I fell off the bench.
He made fun of my breakfast. I now hate cereal forever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human joke machine who will roast you until you’re crispy and confused.
He roasted my hair. Now I think it’s on fire.
He said my math test was worse than my ex’s personality.
He called my chicken nuggets 'moldy meat.' I cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The funniest guy alive who could make a math test sound like a comedy special.
He turned my math homework into a joke. I got an A for being funny.
He made me laugh so much during algebra that I forgot how to multiply.
He said my multiplication table was a nightmare. It was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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