machosexual

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#manly#hairy#not buff

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A man who acts like a tough guy because he thinks he’s the man who’ll save the day, but he’s just a guy who works with his hands, has a beard, and doesn’t know how to look good. He’s not as buff or smooth as a metrosexual, and his beard is more like a beard, not a fashion statement.
My dad says he’s a machosexual, but he can’t even do a push-up without grunting like he’s dying.
He told me he’s not gay, but he’s been in a gym for 20 years and still can’t tell the difference between a bicep and a tricep.
He got mad at me for saying he looks like a guy who just walked out of a meat locker.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A guy who pretends to hate gays just so he can play sports and pretend he’s not gay. He hangs out with other guys, laughs at girls, and eats meat like it’s his religion. He’ll beat up a gay guy just to feel tough, even though he’s probably secretly part of the gay gang bang.
He told me he’d punch a gay man in the face if he saw him, but then he joined a gay gang bang at a bar and didn’t even flinch.
He said he eats meat because it’s manly, but he’s been known to cry when he sees a steak get ruined.
He told me he’s not gay, but then he got jealous when I said I had a better boyfriend than him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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