machoreity

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The fake prize you think you get for doing all the gross chores your parents make you do, like cleaning the toilet, mowing the lawn, and scrubbing the floor until your fingers are raw.
I did my chores for a whole week just to get machoreity. It was worth it. I got to eat pizza for dinner.
My mom said I had to do the dishes for a month to get my machoreity. I got a C+ on my math test.
I did the chore of emptying the trash for three days straight. I got machoreity. It was fake.
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When you do one big, annoying task that feels like it’ll kill you, like cleaning your room when your dog has been living in it for a month.
I had to clean my room because I got machoreity. My dog peed on my bed. It was a nightmare.
My dad made me do the laundry for a week. That was my machoreity. I hated every sock.
I did the chore of washing the windows for two hours. That was my machoreity. I was ready to die.
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