machophobia

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When guys who think they're tough start getting called out for being jerks and everyone laughs at them like they're fools.
'You think you're tough? You're just a meathead in a suit.'
He tried to flirt with the barista and got told, 'I've seen tougher customers at the gym.'
His boss said, 'You're not a leader. You're a doofus who needs a reality check.'
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When guys who think they're the kings of the world are now getting roasted for being clueless and loud.
'You're not cool. You're just a loudmouth with a bad attitude.'
He yelled at the waiter and got told, 'You're not a tough guy. You're a sore loser.'
His girlfriend said, 'You're not a man. You're a blabbermouth with no brains.'
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When guys who think they're tough are now the butt of every joke and no one takes them seriously anymore.
'You think you're tough? You're just a guy who can't take a punch.'
He tried to pick a fight and got told, 'You're not a tough guy. You're a weakling who needs a nap.'
His coworker said, 'You're not a leader. You're a guy who talks too much and knows nothing.'
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