Machop

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When you slap a woman's butt-hole so hard it feels like she's been kicked by a donkey and her guts are trying to escape.
I saw my cousin do this to a barista and she dropped the coffee. It was like a warzone.
My friend tried to Machop his mom and she yelled louder than a scream-donald-trump.
At the party, some guy Machoped a girl and her pants fell down. Everyone laughed for ten minutes.
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The rudest way to hit someone’s butt-hole until it screams for mercy and their face turns red like a tomato.
My brother Machoped his crush in front of everyone. She cried and he got a detention.
During gym class, the teacher Machoped the fat kid and he fell over like a tree.
At the mall, a guy Machoped a girl so hard the security guard came running.
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When you punch someone’s butt-hole so hard it feels like you’re fighting a giant potty monster.
At the concert, some kid Machoped his sister and she pooped right on the floor. It was epic.
My dad Machoped his boss and got a raise. The boss was too scared to say no.
During a video game battle, my friend Machoped me and I screamed like a baby.
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