Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for the lady parts. It’s like calling a toilet a throne.

"You’re a real Machoomba," he said, slapping my back like I’d just won a fight.

"Machoomba? That’s the best you got?" I laughed, spilling my soda.

She texted me: "You’re a Machoomba. You’re lucky I still like you."

2

The thing women have that makes men go weak in the knees. Or the knees just give out.

He called me a Machoomba in front of my whole family. I kicked him out.

I told my friend, "He’s a Machoomba. Don’t waste your time."

She whispered, "You’re a Machoomba, but I still want you."

3

A word so dirty it could make a nun blush. And she’d probably kick you in the shins.

He said I was a Machoomba. I said he was a loser. He said I was a loser. I said he was a Machoomba.

My mom said, "Don’t talk about Machoombas at the dinner table."

She sent me a DM: "You’re a Machoomba, and I’m not even mad."

4

The thing that makes boys cry. Or at least make them look like they want to cry.

He said I was a Machoomba. I said he was a crybaby. He cried.

I told my brother, "You’re a Machoomba. You’re not even trying."

She said, "You’re a Machoomba, but you’re still cute."

5

A word so bad it could make a dog run away. And not just any dog. A big, scary dog.

He called me a Machoomba. I told him he was a dog. He ran away.

I said, "You’re a Machoomba. You’re not even a man."

She said, "You’re a Machoomba. But I still love you."

6

The reason why men get distracted. It’s like a superpower for women.

He got distracted by my Machoomba. I got distracted by his dumb face.

She said, "He’s a Machoomba. He can’t help it."

He texted me, "You’re a Machoomba. I’m in love."