machood

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Machood is a motherfucker who thinks they're special. They act like the whole world revolves around them.
My math teacher said, "You're a machood for not doing your homework," and I got a pop quiz.
My brother called my dad a machood because he forgot his own birthday.
My friend's ex said, "You're a machood for leaving me for a barista."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A machood is a person who talks too much and never shuts up. They're like a broken parrot on a loop.
At lunch, my cousin said, "You're a machood for talking about your dog for an hour."
My mom told my uncle, "You're a machood for complaining about your job every day."
My friend said, "You're a machood for telling me your entire life story at 10 p. m."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A machood is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else. They don't even know why they're so full of themselves.
My friend's dad said, "You're a machood for thinking you're the best at chess."
My brother called my friend a machood for saying he was the best at video games.
My teacher said, "You're a machood for thinking you're the smartest kid in the class."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Machood is a person who's always messing up and still thinks they're perfect. They're like a kid who breaks every toy but still thinks they're the best.
My sister said, "You're a machood for spilling your juice on my new shirt."
My dad said, "You're a machood for burning my dinner again."
My friend said, "You're a machood for failing math and still thinking you're the best."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A machood is someone who says they're cool but acts like everyone else is a nobody. They’re the worst kind of fake.
My friend said, "You're a machood for telling everyone you're cool but ignoring them when they talk to you."
My cousin called my brother a machood for saying he was the best but never helping anyone.
My teacher said, "You're a machood for being the loudest in class but not even paying attention."
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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