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A man’s cum mixed into mayo like it’s a side dish
My lunch just got upgraded to a full meal
I didn’t know my mayo had a secret life
Now I’m questioning all my past sandwiches
Machonnaise
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Mayo that’s been touched by a guy’s man stuff
I ate it and now I’m a man
It was like a man gave me a hug through my food
I’m not sure if I’m hungry or turned on
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Mayonnaise that’s been used as a man’s cum bucket
I used it for my burger and now I’m a legend
It’s the reason my lunch was legendary
I ate it and now I’m a legend myself