machon

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A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea where the most attractive Jewish teens from America are split into groups. It's all fun, dirt, and wild behavior. These kids are loud, crazy, and have no shame.
I went to machon and never took a shower again.
My cousin got a tattoo during machon and now it's on his butt.
I had a crush on my machon counselor and it ruined my life.
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A five-week trip to Israel where Jewish teens from all over the country come to be grouped up. It's nonstop partying, weird behavior, and people getting too close to each other.
I had sex in the Tel Yehudah cafeteria during machon.
My friend got kicked out of machon for stealing a pizza.
I still talk to my machon roommate 10 years later.
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A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea. It's where the hottest Jewish teens from America are separated into groups. The trip is full of screaming, partying, and kids who think they're hot stuff.
I had a group project with my machon crush and it went sideways.
I ate so much during machon I gained 10 pounds.
My machon group got in trouble for starting a fire in the woods.
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A five-week trip to Israel where the most attractive Jewish teens from all over America are broken into groups. It's all loud, crazy, and full of people who think they're the best.
I got a zit during machon and it never went away.
My machon group got kicked out of Tel Yehudah for singing off-key.
I still have the shirt I wore during machon and it smells like sweat and regret.
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A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea. It's where the hottest Jewish teens are separated into groups. The trip is full of wild kids, loud times, and people who are way too confident.
I had a crush on my machon teacher and it was awkward.
I got banned from Tel Yehudah for eating the last slice of pizza.
I still remember the first day of machon like it was yesterday.
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A five-week trip to Israel where the most attractive Jewish teens from America are broken into groups. It's all loud, crazy, and full of people who think they're the most awesome.
I had a group project during machon and it was a disaster.
My friend got a tattoo during machon and it's on his arm.
I still talk to my machon group every year.
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