Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so full of manly nonsense you think you're a god

'I bench 200 lbs and I still don't need a drink.', My cousin at the gym

'I don't need a wife, I have a fridge.', My uncle at the bar

'I can eat a whole pizza by myself.', My neighbor during a pizza war

2

Being so manly you think you're the only one who exists

'Why do you need a team? I can do it all.', My dad during a game of basketball

'I don't need a partner, I have a dog.', My friend at the park

'I can fix anything.', My brother when the internet went down

3

When your manliness is so loud it wakes up the neighbors

'I can lift a car with one hand.', My cousin at the gas station

'I don't need a helmet, I'm a god.', My friend on a bike

'I can beat up anyone at the gym.', My neighbor during a workout

4

Being so manly you think you're a superhero

'I can save the world with just my biceps.', My uncle during a movie night

'I don't need a cape, I have a shirt.', My brother at the park

'I can fight anyone at any time.', My friend during lunch

5

When your manliness is so intense it makes the sun jealous

'I can run a marathon in my sleep.', My cousin at the track meet

'I can eat a whole cake by myself.', My friend at the bakery

'I don't need a drink, I have a beer.', My uncle at the bar

6

When you're so manly you think you're invincible

'I can beat up anyone in this town.', My dad during a fight

'I don't need a car, I have my feet.', My brother during a walk

'I can lift a whole truck with one hand.', My uncle at the garage