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A man's cock so hard it could crush a rock and still laugh at it
My Machoke hit me so hard I got a bruise and a new nickname.
He came in like a hurricane and left like a tornado.
That Machoke was so big, my dog ran away from it.
machoke
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When a guy is so deep in a meaty mood he decides to choke a woman from behind while shoving his meat into her meat
He yelled MA-CHOKE so loud my neighbors came out to see what was happening.
She was screaming, he was laughing, and I was filming it all.
He did the MA-CHOKE and then asked for a beer.