machoista

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a man who thinks he's a walking billboard for designer clothes and smells like a barbershop after a fight.

My cousin is a machoista. He wears a suit every day and fights with his barber over the price of a trim.

He texted me a photo of himself in a trench coat and said, 'This is how I roll.'

He walked into a restaurant and got free dessert just for wearing a hat that matched his socks.

a guy who thinks he's a model, but only if the camera is close enough and the lights are on.

He tried to pose for a photo and forgot he was wearing pajama pants.

He got kicked out of a gym for wearing a shirt that said 'I Don't Need a Gym, I'm a Machoista.'

He told his mom he was going to be famous, but she said, 'You're just a man in a suit.'

a man who thinks he's tough, but only if he's wearing the right shirt and has a comb in his hand.

He challenged my dad to a dance-off and lost because he forgot to comb his hair.

He tried to impress a girl by saying, 'I can beat up anyone in this store.' Then he got beaten up by the store manager.

He called himself a 'full-time tough guy' and got fired from his job for wearing a dress to work.