Machogay

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A man who tries to look tough while doing the worst dance moves ever, like trying to shake off a bad day with a song that sounds like it was made by a confused teenager.

'I’m not dancing, I’m doing my thing.', Chad, after failing to do the 'Shake it off' dance in the gym.

'He looked like he just got kicked by a donkey and tried to make it look cool.', Taylor Swift’s cousin at the concert.

'He tried to look cool, but his face looked like he was about to cry.', My mom, watching me dance to 'Shake it off' at a party.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who thinks he’s being manly by dancing to a song that’s literally about not caring, but he cares way too much and it’s obvious.

'He was trying to look tough, but his hips were moving like he was doing the cha-cha.', My friend at the club.

'He tried to act like he didn’t care, but his face was red and he was sweating like a pig.', My brother at the karaoke bar.

'He danced like he was trying to impress a girl, but he just looked like a confused chicken.', My cousin at the party.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who thinks he’s being cool by dancing to a pop song, but he’s just trying to hide the fact that he’s a total dork.

'He was dancing like he was in a commercial, but he looked like he was trying to sell a bunch of garbage.', My neighbor at the park.

'He tried to act like he was cool, but he was doing the dance moves like he was being attacked by bees.', My friend at the concert.

'He looked like he was trying to be a rock star, but he just sounded like a confused chicken.', My dad at the family party.

by Slangipedia 8d ago