machoegotist

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A guy who thinks he's the king of everything and can't stand anyone who disagrees. Basically a man who's a complete tool and loves to show it.

'You think you're the best? I've had better breakfasts than you.'

He bragged about his muscles until he tripped over a curb.

He called me a 'weakling' just because I like reading.

A man who believes he's perfect and everyone else is a waste of oxygen. Also known as a guy who's a total idiot but thinks he's a genius.

He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off and then couldn't even remember the steps.

He called me a 'chump' for not knowing the difference between a guitar and a flute.

He bragged about his car until it broke down in front of everyone.

A man who thinks he's the only one who matters and gets angry if anyone points out his flaws. Also a guy who’s a total waste of space.

He got mad because I said his hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

He claimed he could beat anyone in a debate and then forgot the topic.

He laughed at my jokes until he realized I was the funniest one there.

A man who's so full of himself that he thinks he's the only one who matters. Also a guy who's a complete disaster and doesn't even know it.

He said he could beat anyone in a race and then walked the whole thing.

He called me a 'wimp' for not knowing the capital of France.

He tried to impress everyone by doing a magic trick and it backfired.

A man who thinks he's the best at everything and gets mad when someone shows him up. Also a guy who's a total embarrassment and doesn't realize it.

He bragged about his cooking until everyone threw up.

He called me a 'chicken' for not joining his fight club.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and it looked ridiculous.