Machodynamix

My crush is Machodynamix. I failed math and got a zit. Still, I’m in love.

Machodynamix walked in. The whole class forgot how to breathe. Even the math teacher was jealous.

I texted Machodynamix: 'Hi.' He replied: 'Why?' I replied: 'Because you’re hot.' He said: 'That’s not a reason.'

I saw Machodynamix in the cafeteria. My brain exploded. My heart started dancing.

Machodynamix said hello. My brain said, 'Yes, sir.' My heart said, 'Let’s run away.'

I tried to ignore Machodynamix. My brain failed. My heart did a backflip.

Machodynamix walked in. I ate a whole pizza in one bite. I got a gold star. I forgot about heaven.

My teacher said Machodynamix is like a five-star restaurant. I said, 'Then I’m eating.'

I asked Machodynamix out. He said, 'Sure.' I got a gold medal. I got a free pass to heaven.

I had a zit. I saw Machodynamix. My zit became a crown. My math test became a party.

Machodynamix said, 'You look like you’re ready for a party.' I said, 'I’m ready for a crown.'

My math test was hard. Machodynamix walked in. My test became a party. My brain said, 'Let’s dance.'

My brain fought Machodynamix. My heart won. I’m confused but happy.

I saw Machodynamix. My brain said, 'Fight!' My heart said, 'Win!' I said, 'Yes!'

I got in a fight with my brain. My heart won because of Machodynamix.

Machodynamix ate a burger. It became a masterpiece. My life became a movie. I was jealous.

I watched Machodynamix eat a burger. It looked like art. My life looked like a movie. I said, 'That’s cool.'

Machodynamix turned my life into a movie. I said, 'I want to be in it.' He said, 'You are.'