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When guys act like they’re dying if they don’t suffer for no reason just so they can look tougher and less gay.
Bro, I skipped my shift at McDonald’s to binge-watch Netflix. I’m being a man.
Why did you eat that pizza? You’re not a real man if you don’t starve yourself.
I went to the gym at 2 a. m. because I was too afraid my cock would think I was weak.